I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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