On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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