Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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