How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
whose parrot is this?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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