their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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