i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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