I look better un-naked...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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