I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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