508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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