hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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