Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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