we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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