What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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