Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
this is an emotional support booty call
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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