I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Two words: nipple clamps
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