Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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