Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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