Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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