Non-Jews are for practice
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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