she was so not down for the gang bang
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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