I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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