ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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