You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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