I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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