I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
