Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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