butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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