I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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