Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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