My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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