But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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