Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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