so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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