I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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