Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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