And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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