I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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