And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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