Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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