I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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