you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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