That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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