Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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