I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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