Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
