At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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