return my video game
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I love you.
Bad choice
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