I molested 6 butterflies tonight
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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