we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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