yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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