I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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