He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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