he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Randomize
