Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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