we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
