You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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